SOMETHING TO WONDER ABOUT
1. After buying a thing quite cheap, that too after so much of effort, take it, the same thing will be available cheaper in another shop and that too to your wife!!!!
2. It always happens, when you are standing in a queue, the queue in the parallel line will move faster, it is true in the case of Tirupati Q
3. The old saree that you have given to servant maid will appear really new when she wears it!!!
4. When you try really hard to defeat the opponent in a game, you are prone to do so many mistakes (truly yours, Indian Cricketers)
5. Post boxes are always on the other side of the road and you have to cross the road, why??
6. Tell somebody that there are 200 crore stars in the sky, he will believe it, but tell him the next table is newly painted, he will believe it only after touching it and having the tinge of paint in his fingers!!!
7. To err is human, but to magnify the error so many folds, you do need a computer.
8. If a company tells you” there is nobody else suitable for this post than you” your promotion is gone with the wind, you are stuck with that post.
9. How is it, no one falls sick on Wednesday??
10.It always happens – 80% of the questions in the final exam are from the lesson taken on the day when you were absent to the school!!
11. However hard you work in the office, when you just relax for a minute by browsing the web, your boss will be standing behind you watching!!
12. Once your wife fully understands you, she will definitely stop listening to you!! Right??
13.When you admire the beauty of a girl, beware her boy friend will definitely be with her.
14.The pin that you dropped and not able to find it, will be found when your mother in law walks barefooted!
15.The more foolish a belief is, the more reach it will have with people.
16. Adults only programs will be seen by elders without the knowledge of youngsters and by youngsters without the knowledge of elders.
17.There are three ways to do a job—1.you yourself can do it. 2.You can hire somebody to do it.3.You can warn your kids not to do it.
18.When the baby falls deeply asleep on your lap, you will have terrible urge to go to the rest room.
19. Do not argue with fools, the spectator will not be able to find out who the fool is.
20. Just one hour after you trim your nails, you will have a need for it.Right??
