Saturday, August 20, 2011

Wonderful

A wonderful small script from Mangaiyar Malar

Do not eat banana, potato and all, they will produce gas.
Ok doctor
Eggplant and karunai kizhangu will produce itching.
Ok doctor.
No tomato, kidney stones will form.
Ok doctor.
No mango and jack fruits, sugar in the blood will increase.
Ok doctor.
Reduce salt or else BP will shoot up.
Ok doctor
Reduce savour and hot foods, or else ulcer will get formed in the stomach.
Ok doctor.
Reduce the intake of rice, at night take just one or two chappathis, weight will reduce.
Ok doctor.
Avoid fried things,good for cholesterol.
Ok doctor.
Let us take a scan first and see.
Oh doctor, I took noodles for the first time yesterday, so had loose motion. Thought you will give me some mixture to drink.But you are asking me to stop eating all that I was eating in the past, so saying walked away 90 year old paati!!!!



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